Have you ever read Dear Level? I've been writing this column, tongue-firmly-in-cheek, for a year now. I am very clear, like anyone who reads this fun bit each week, that I'm the master of my fate and the captain of my soul. Can I ask Shane to put more thought into the snacks he brings home? Of course. Is it ultimately my decision to indulge. Of course. Thanks for checking in.

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